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I've decided to bust my movie reviewing cherry on a 29 year old movie called The Hollywood Knights. It's a movie older then a few members of MyMavra.com. Hell, I saw this movie at the drive in when I was 11 in 1980. Why did I decide to review a movie most people haven't heard of nor probably care about? That's easy, and the question will be answered in a moment. Now, on to the review I know no one is waiting for with bated breath.

The premise of The Hollywood Knights (hence fourth referred to as THK I'm a lazy writer) is simple. It's a rip off of George "The Neck" Lucas' American Graffiti. The set up is easy. We the viewers spend one night following a bunch of alleged teenagers and young adults in a car club in Los Angeles.  The night happens to be Halloween, 1965.  It's the last night for a local institution called Tubby's Drive In on the fringe of Beverly Hills. It's where the car club of the movies title hangs out. The structure of the movie is three interwoven story lines going on simultaneously. Mostly its comedy set pieces and people thinking about their futures.

The main focus or, story A, is about Newbomb Turk played by Robert Wuhl. This is Wuhl's first role in a movie and it's by far his best work. He's actually funny in it. The rest of the A story characters are faceless unknown red shirts of the Hollywood Knights car club. They exist to provide Newbomb with foils, set up men in order sell jokes or to move the story along. Most of the funny in THK comes with the A story Line. They go around to the big high School rally, The Big Dance and Tubby's engaging in Hijinks! Yes I used the words Hijinks. The Hijinks are designed to get back at those who the Knights think are responsible for closing Tubby's. That would be the local Beverly Hills home owners association and the Beverly Hills PD. The PD is embodied by two of the worst cops in movie history, Officers Bimbeau and Clark.

The B Story line or the "adult story" involves older members of THK. They are The Duke, played by Tony Danza and Jimmy Shine played by Gary Graham. Jimmy Shine is going off to the Army and then Vietnam in the morning. This story line mostly takes place in Reds Speed Shop next door to Tubby's Drive In. We also meet The Dukes girlfriend played by a young Michelle Pfeiffer. Hubba Hubba! This section of the movie is mostly boring talks about the past, the future, relationships and Jimmy Shine going off to Vietnam, blah de blah blah blah. This is the slowest part of the movie. It would have worked much better with more competent actors.

The C story line involves 4 red shirts pledges of THK. They got dumped naked, in Watts, and have to get a dedication read on air from a DJ doing a live radio show. They also have to get all the back to Tubby's in Beverly Hills from Watts all before 2 AM.  The pledges get into some shenanigans while in Watts.  They're mistaken for clan members, smoking the spliff with the locals and such. Hilarity ensues.

So, in a nutshell, the movie encompasses the past, present and future entwined with the twin themes that the times, they are a changing and moving into adulthood. Yeah, yeah all that smarty pants "reviewer" notions about motivation and themes hokum is all well and good; but where's the most important and useful info about the movie?  Alright already here it is., damn people relax!

THK is funny in the crude juvenile way I prefer my comedy. It has boat loads of exposed female juggs (and male for that matter if that's your deal) Here's the most important part of THK, The Cars (yes I purposely capitalized both words). That's the reason why I chose this flick to review.

If you are a gear head like me and LOVE classic American muscle cars, then this movie is the Holy Grail. Every scene has something. From Jimmy Shines chopped and dropped 1940 Ford Coupe to The Duke's shoe box, for the non car liking readers, that's the 1957 Chevrolet Bel-Air. This particular Chevy is a Project X 57 Chevy. The X 57 is a monster, you Tube it, and watch the videos of this car in action, it's fantastic.

There are about twenty different cars in this movie that are great examples of American muscle. The funniest part is the director and producers didn't feel compelled to stick to the time period. They stuck a 67 GTO, a 68 Ferrari, and a 66 or 67 El Camino in it. Every car is tricked out to the max. Wild paint jobs, headers, lifters, bored over engines, massive after market carbs, chopped and dropped frames and after market pipes. It's everything that makes cars cool and not anything like a lame Prius.

If you love cars, breasts and comedy like I do I'm sure you will dig THK. If you object to any of the holy trinity of movies, Cars, cans and comedy then you should skip THK and watch a safe Disney movie.

I hear that cartoon robot movie that eats garbage is allegedly good even though there aren't any cars, cans or comedy in it. Without the holy trinity involved, I have to wonder, how can it be any good?

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