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Basket Case 3

"You're an animal, Duane, but I'm an animal, too, and I know how to handle animals like you."

Basket Case 2

"I think it's time we really confronted your feelings about your *separation* from Duane. To you it was more than losing a brother. Yo...

Basket Case

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

By Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith

Motel Hell.

Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers

"But that's okay, Darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me EAT ...

Lifeforce

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The Funhouse

"Well, you never were much for knowing the val...

“Like I trust a vampire to give me a blow job”

I’ve had problems writing this review, and have had to re...

“But of course, when my husband left... Oh, well, that's only water under the bridges, I always say. Water under the bridge! But it certainly will be a nice little surprise when Richard comes home to find a little g...

Welcome to the Friday Vault. This time out I’m doing a double feature of Toxic Avenger 2 and Toxic Avenger 3, as they both feature Toxie v the nefarious Apocalypse Inc and were filmed back to back (or I’m assuming they were as they were both released in 1989). Before I start, though, there are two things that are worth a mention: I haven&#...

“If you're in danger and you need help, maybe, just maybe... the Toxic Avenger will be there”

Kind of like a mutant...

“Dad’s been shredded, Mom’s got a harpoon in her neck and they just keep getting bigger!”

"We don't have sharks in Venice."

After being less than impressed by ...

Right, I'm now back on schedule after the unforeseen diversion of the Leprechaun series.

There are several mainstays of schlock movies and one of my personal favouri...

Sorry, I've been a bit slow. The sheer size of this challenge (the Mt. Everest of schlock) and my stupid job interfering have held me up for a bit.

"You're neat."

"No, I'm not."

"Yeah, ya are."

People often ask me, seeing as I devote as much time to this stuff as an end stage s...

"Blind kids, a midget, dykes on bikes... we could start a side-show!"